Digital Albums
Posters
$17.00
Gasp! It's NIIC caught in the wild! This 11" x 17" masterpiece is a badass poster that's craving to go on your wall! Give in to the instinct, unleash your beast. [ Something clever that incorporates the EP ] Bam! Nailed it! Now nail this to your wall! Maybe not nail. Something less harsh... like thumbtacks... or mounting tape... yes!
$17.00
Having your head in the clouds is overrated. Not comfortable enough. You need the comfiest couch to SIT on in the clouds! Definitely comfortable enough, now! And while you may say this defies the laws of physics, gravity, and healthy work-to-indulgence ratios, you also need to look inside your heart and ask yourself "Why am I defying my own mission of happiness?" We know you don't mean to hurt yourself like that, it's okay, you didn't know. But now you do. And now you will put this 11" x 17" poster on your wall! You're welcome.
$17.00
Let's face it, there's never enough NIIC in the world! Cloning technology has been SERVERLY underfunded. And until the green dog can witness himself on every street corner, pack a stadium full of himself, and win every hot dog-eating contest imaginable by a grossly unregulated technically, NIIC can only dream with such forward-thinking art from his greatest imagination. And now you can have that art, on an 11" x 17" poster that dares to reach for the stars, as NIIC reaches for a million clones of himself! But imagine the power! And imagine all the fur!
$17.00
Knowing your way around a subway map, to knowing your way around a subway with the works, being a city slicker is harder than it looks! That's why NIIC just doesn't do it, nope, not at all. He be out in the sticks, just living it up, away from the big-ass buildings, the mile-long traffic, the endless screaming from cats in the back alley. What kind of activity merits such perpetual noise, I mean honestly?! This doggo might be from NYC, but he is happy that this poster is the last you'll see of him there! Plus, it's a pretty dope looking poster! Get one! Stick it on your wall, and don't stick your gum underneath your seat on the subway. Like, seriously, Tamara!
$17.00
Let's face it: the only way anybody gets anything done anymore is simple. Lining every wall at your disposal with motivational posters! Well, this is the creme de la creme of posters, AND it's dairy-free! Good for vegans, lactose-free peeps, and people that need to be reminded to keep their eyes on their own work - this 11" x 17" inspiration is calling to you by name!
NIIC SWAG!
NIIC Wristband
$2.00
You know the saying! NIIC on your wrist, forever... erm... on your wrist! I mean, 'till you take it off... but who would want THAT?! This awesome 8" Silicone wristband comes in either black or green, because you're cool like that! Rep that NIIC swag the best way, on the cuffs!
NIIC Keychain
$8.00
NIIC's slick double sided aluminum keychain - it's 1.25" x 3" and is the perfect addition to the 75 other keys and keychain charms you have all linked together! And it's fine it all those keys add 10 pounds to your belt loop and you only use 3 of them, you look like a master key holder! Or a security guard of a top secret base! Who has a NIIC
NIIC's slick double sided aluminum keychain - it's 1.25" x 3" and is the perfect addition to the 75 other keys and keychain charms you have all linked together! And it's fine it all those keys add 10 pounds to your belt loop and you only use 3 of them, you look like a master key holder! Or a security guard of a top secret base! Who has a NIIC keychain!
NIIC Soap
$7.00
Mmmm! That's the smell of nature! But like... in a cool way! By notable fragrance & wellness company Cycle of Life Creations, these legendary bars of cleaning are scented with notes of spearmint, cedar, mahogany, & twilight wood. Ohhh yeah, you're gonna be in for a good time! And hey, your friend group will thank you, and probably let you
Mmmm! That's the smell of nature! But like... in a cool way! By notable fragrance & wellness company Cycle of Life Creations, these legendary bars of cleaning are scented with notes of spearmint, cedar, mahogany, & twilight wood. Ohhh yeah, you're gonna be in for a good time! And hey, your friend group will thank you, and probably let you back in after the smell incident of 2021... but you know, they're still gonna have to keep an eye on you for just a little bit...
NIIC Dog Tag
$10.00
The best swag out there! These dog tags are awesome, and not just because they're NIIC! They come in one of three colors: Green, Silver, or Black! So take your pic, and do what your heart has been calling you to do since the time before times. So like, a long long time ago. This is clearly your destiny! Seize it! Well, seize the dog tag, THEN your
The best swag out there! These dog tags are awesome, and not just because they're NIIC! They come in one of three colors: Green, Silver, or Black! So take your pic, and do what your heart has been calling you to do since the time before times. So like, a long long time ago. This is clearly your destiny! Seize it! Well, seize the dog tag, THEN your destiny!
NIIC BEANIE
$15.00
These beanies are only cool in style, because they're warm as NIIC's heart! Black short-knit style (no brim) with that slick NIIC logo, this beanie belongs on your head! You'll feel awesomeness coarse through you, I bet! Because it's awesome, which by the associative property (welcome back to Geometry class, peeps!) makes YOU awesome! So there! Use
These beanies are only cool in style, because they're warm as NIIC's heart! Black short-knit style (no brim) with that slick NIIC logo, this beanie belongs on your head! You'll feel awesomeness coarse through you, I bet! Because it's awesome, which by the associative property (welcome back to Geometry class, peeps!) makes YOU awesome! So there! Use that logic and you'll go far in life, like to the front porch where the delivery guy dropped off this beanie!
TEES
NIIC Pawprint Tee
$18.00
Oh hey! It's NIIC's signature shirt! Sweet! Yeah, wear this bad boy all around and you're sure to nab some attention! It's energetic green just for you, you rockin' fangster!
Mischief Tee
$18.00
There's mischief in the air... and now it's in a shirt! Unleash your inner trickster with the NIIC Mischief Tee! Are you just the worst... orrrr the best?!
Won't Stop Tee
$18.00
Can't stop! Won't stop! Might stop - WAIT no not might! Erm I mean... whatever, you get it! No one is stopping you wearing THIS badass tee! There's even a map on your back to explain to nonbelievers just HOW UNLIKELY stopping you will be! Spoiler alert: very unlikely!