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  1. PhD In Mixology

From the recording Beast

Lyrics

Oh, I’m a tramp with no stamp
I leave it blank to write your name on me
I’m a mess, oh, with no sense
So grab your toolkit, and get to work on me Ha!
I’m a prospect work-in-progress
And, god, you love it!
'Cause the fun is in the fixing
And we’re mixing
Drinks like Ivy Chemists
I’m your experimental experience!


Oh, I’m in need, I’m in need, I’m in need of your love!
And they can call me a liar, but that’d be a lie
'Cause I’m a simplistic symbol of the times!
And I believe, believe, believe in your love!
And I don’t know what will be at the floor of this cup
But say the word, and this world will come alive!
These mixed drinks mix you and I!

Oh, I’m a cur with no courage
But I’m sure that’s what ethanol’s for, ha!
Oh, I’m a prophet, when you top it
And I had a vision: of you on top of me!
Huh!
I’m a cocktail tinker of love
And, god, I love it!
'Cause the fun is in the playing
And not sipping!  
Scores don’t settle a thing I’m only here to count your denture marks!
Oh, yeah!

Oh, I’m in need, I’m in need, I’m in need of your love!
And they can call me a liar, but that’d be a lie
'Cause I’m a simplistic symbol of the times!
(THE TIMES!)
And I believe, believe, believe in your love!
And I don’t know what will be at the floor of this cup
But say the word, and this world will come alive!
These mixed drinks mix you and I!
YEAH!


We’ve got a, we’ve got a PhD!
We’ve got a, we’ve got a PhD!
We’ve got a PhD in Mixology
YAnd this carbonation’s our symphony
Let’s open up the world!
We’ve got a PhD in Mixology
And this carbonation’s our symphony
Let’s open up the world!
(Hey everyone! Check out my P.H.D.! Hahahaha!)
Oh, I don’t know what they’ve been told
But fantasies aren’t boxed up
Yeah, they are sold
On the rocks
And they get those rocks off!
Oh, I don’t know what they’ve been told
But fantasies aren’t boxed up
Yeah, they are sold  
On the rocks
(Now, raise your glasses high, everyone! This is our night!
And as your class valedictorian, I am proud to announce that:
WE HAVE A GIANT P.H.--)
And they get those rocks off!
LET’S GO NOW!

Oh, I’m in need, I’m in need, I’m in need of your love!
And they can call me a liar, but that’d be a lie
'Cause I’m a symbolistic symbol of the times!
OH, WOAH!
And I believe, believe, believe in your love!
And I don’t know what will be at the floor of this cup
But say the word, and this world will come alive!
These mixed drinks mix you and I! You and I!