PhD In Mixology

04:08
NIIC
4/15/2016
Kyle J McCarthy

Lyrics

Oh, I’m a tramp with no stamp

I leave it blank to write your name on me

I’m a mess, oh, with no sense

So grab your toolkit, and get to work on me Ha!

I’m a prospect work-in-progress

And, god, you love it!

'Cause the fun is in the fixing

And we’re mixing

Drinks like Ivy Chemists

I’m your experimental experience!

Oh, I’m in need, I’m in need, I’m in need of your love!

And they can call me a liar, but that’d be a lie

'Cause I’m a simplistic symbol of the times!

And I believe, believe, believe in your love!

And I don’t know what will be at the floor of this cup

But say the word, and this world will come alive!

These mixed drinks mix you and I!

Oh, I’m a cur with no courage

But I’m sure that’s what ethanol’s for, ha!

Oh, I’m a prophet, when you top it

And I had a vision: of you on top of me!

Huh!

I’m a cocktail tinker of love

And, god, I love it!

'Cause the fun is in the playing

And not sipping!  

Scores don’t settle a thing I’m only here to count your denture marks!

Oh, yeah!

Oh, I’m in need, I’m in need, I’m in need of your love!

And they can call me a liar, but that’d be a lie

'Cause I’m a simplistic symbol of the times!

(THE TIMES!)

And I believe, believe, believe in your love!

And I don’t know what will be at the floor of this cup

But say the word, and this world will come alive!

These mixed drinks mix you and I!

YEAH!

We’ve got a, we’ve got a PhD!

We’ve got a, we’ve got a PhD!

We’ve got a PhD in Mixology

YAnd this carbonation’s our symphony

Let’s open up the world!

We’ve got a PhD in Mixology

And this carbonation’s our symphony

Let’s open up the world!

(Hey everyone! Check out my P.H.D.! Hahahaha!)

Oh, I don’t know what they’ve been told

But fantasies aren’t boxed up

Yeah, they are sold

On the rocks

And they get those rocks off!

Oh, I don’t know what they’ve been told

But fantasies aren’t boxed up

Yeah, they are sold  

On the rocks

(Now, raise your glasses high, everyone! This is our night!

And as your class valedictorian, I am proud to announce that:

WE HAVE A GIANT P.H.--)

And they get those rocks off!

LET’S GO NOW!

Oh, I’m in need, I’m in need, I’m in need of your love!

And they can call me a liar, but that’d be a lie

'Cause I’m a symbolistic symbol of the times!

OH, WOAH!

And I believe, believe, believe in your love!

And I don’t know what will be at the floor of this cup

But say the word, and this world will come alive!

These mixed drinks mix you and I! You and I!

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